Double Vision

There are a few things I've come to expect from my TV (well not my TV, my TV is quite nice, but the reception.) Please no subtitles, no text on screen, it's called double vision and it makes reading all but impossible. Channels come and go, never take them for granted, especially NBC. V-hold!!! This one is famous on Fox. There is either audible static or I'm following the image down-up-down-up. And there is always visible static. Now you know what my TV viewing experiences are like.