Zombie Thongs

Forgot to mention: Last week or so I submitted to be a background zombie for the new film, I Am Legend. The other day I received an open call notice, saying to come in and such. Now I'm not stupid, I know it's long hours of makeup application, and long days IN uncomfortable makeup, but I thought it'd be an experience and come on...a zombie! Plus there's zombie boot camp, which sounds like inherent fun. I continued to read the notice and then stopped. "men must be willing to wear thong underwear." Umm...heh...no thanks. Women too of course, as well as pasties. Sorry dudes, I don't do thongs.