Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Cheese Effect

(walking down an Astoria street.)

Ryan: It smells like Parmesan cheese.

Rick: Yeah, and it seems to be getting stronger.

Ryan: I bet somebody's buried around here.

Rick: Dead people smell like Parmesan cheese?

Ryan: I don't know.

Rick: (breaking out in song) Dead people smell like Parmesan cheese, dead people smell like Parmesan cheese. Cheese, cheese! Parmesan cheese.

Rick and Ryan: Dead people smell like Parmesan cheese, dead people smell like Parmesan cheese. Cheese, cheese! Parmesan cheese!

(Repeat a few more times, then we notice a near-by funeral home.)

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